Dr. Phil

This man makes millions by looking stern and concerned and by degrading his "patients". If I had a therapist that talked down to me like he does, I wouldn't be back. The man isn't exactly svelte, but he has his worshippers buying a book on weight loss. Incredible. I guess he'll be putting out a book on hair care next. I'd like to see an episode where Oprah would make Phil do her laundry, clean her toilet, etc. Dance, puppet, dance!