I went to college in the hellhole that is Commerce, Texas. I lived in Commerce from August 1984 until December 1988. I hated the town, the campus, and some of the professors. The only thing that was tolerable about the school (besides the scholarship money) was the group of friends that I had the pleasure of meeting and hanging with for 4 years. People do stupid things in college. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Keeping that in mind, I'm starting a blog series on college stories. Enjoy.
I lived in a small 2 1/2 bedroom, 1 bath house with 2 other music majors (I lived in the 1/2 bedroom). We would normally throw a party at the house following a performance. One morning we were trying to wind down one of these parties about 2 AM. (It was a school night, after all). We had a big trombone player (I'm guessing 6'3" 300 lbs) that refused to leave. He was too drunk to drive, but he lived around the block so we tried to convince him to walk home. Instead, he would walk around the house harassing the three of us. To be fair, this bone player was normally a nice guy, a good ole boy. Finally, our drunk asses got the idea to call the police and report a disturbance. One of my roommates made the call from his bedroom:
Commerce Police: Good morning, Commerce Police Department.
Eric: Yes, I'd like to report a disturbance at 1311 Lee St.
CPD: Yes sir, and where are you calling from?
Eric: (long, long pause) uh, the back bedroom. (Click, dial tone)
By the time the police made it to the house, the bone player had tired of us and left the house. My other roommate, on the other hand was sitting outside the house in his Firebird in his whitey-tighty underwear - don't ask me how that happened. I guess I got some sleep and made it to orchestration class at 8:00 the next morning.
More college stories to come!